Christmas Gifts, Part 1

For those of you that may be interested in Peter's toy interests as we approach Christmas, here is our assessment of a few of Peter's favorite things.

Peter's Top 10 Favorite Toys (of all-time)

10. Rings. You know, rings. The kind you stack on a stick.

9. The Barn. Its a little barn with animals and other stuffs.

8. George & Frank. A stuffed monkey and a stuffed turtle. We like to pretend they're Kong and Godzilla.

7. The Stick. The child's multi-tool, brought back from Mississippi. Popular uses: Sword, baseball bat, gun, magic wand, etc.

6. Tractor. A John Deere tractor he scoots around on.

5. Blocks. All kinds. He's okay with building, but prefers destroying Papa's feats of engineering genius.

4. Cars, Trucks, Busses, Planes. Loves the stuff.

3. Giant Tonka Truck. Awesome toy. He carts things around, bangs into walls and furniture, etc.

2. Balls. All kinds—and we do have all kinds.

1. Puppy. A stuffed animal he sleeps with and takes pretty much everywhere.

I don't think he's going to be much interested in new stuffed animals. The puppy is pretty much king, and he serves a very specific function. George and Frank have been on their way out for awhile. So have the rings.

As far as the stick goes, take this bit of insight from G.K. Chesterton:

Cast your eye round the room in which you sit, and select some three or four things that have been with man almost since his beginning; which at least we hear of early in the centuries and often among the tribes. Let me suppose that you see a knife on the table, a stick in the corner, or a fire on the hearth. About each of these you will notice one speciality; that not one of them is special. Each of these ancestral things is a universal thing; made to supply many different needs; and while tottering pedants nose about to find the cause and origin of some old custom, the truth is that it had fifty causes or a hundred origins. The knife is meant to cut wood, to cut cheese, to cut pencils, to cut throats; for a myriad ingenious or innocent human objects. The stick is meant partly to hold a man up, partly to knock a man down; partly to point with like a finger-post, partly to balance with like a balancing pole, partly to trifle with like a cigarette, partly to kill with like a club of a giant; it is a crutch and a cudgel; an elongated finger and an extra leg. The case is the same, of course, with the fire; about which the strangest modern views have arisen. A queer fancy seems to be current that a fire exists to warm people. It exists to warm people, to light their darkness, to raise their spirits, to toast their muffins, to air their rooms, to cook their chestnuts, to tell stories to their children, to make checkered shadows on their walls, to boil their hurried kettles, and to be the red heart of a man's house and that hearth for which, as the great heathens said, a man should die.

Now it is the great mark of our modernity that people are always proposing substitutes for these old things; and these substitutes always answer one purpose where the old thing answered ten.

Of course, that's not to belittle specialized tools. I wouldn't want my doctor to use the same knife to perform heart surgery as he does to butter his bread (unless he has the strange habit of using scalpels at the dinner table). But it is in praise of the "general." And we find it helpful to transfer the thinking over to toys. Sticks are good toys because they can be whatever they need to be to make the game work—and they can be transformed in an instant. So one good question to ask about a toy is, "How many different awesome things can a little boy transform this into?"

As far as little girls go... well... I have no idea. Just don't make her into too much of a pretty princess, okay?